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How To Leave Your Worries Behind
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

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How To Leave Your Worries Behind
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

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How To Leave Your Worries Behind
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

My latest instruction set from Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) easyinstructionsforlife:

How To Leave Your Worries Behind
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

My latest instruction set from Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) easyinstructionsforlife:

How To Leave Your Worries Behind
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

My latest instruction set from Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) easyinstructionsforlife:

How To Leave Your Worries Behind
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

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How To Leave Your Worries Behind
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

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How To Leave Your Worries Behind
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

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How To Leave Your Worries Behind

Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

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How to Apologize to the Whales for Everything.
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

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How to Apologize to the Whales for Everything.
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

The latest installment of my Instructions for Life project easyinstructionsforlife:

How to Apologize to the Whales for Everything.
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

The latest installment of my Instructions for Life project easyinstructionsforlife:

How to Apologize to the Whales for Everything.
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

The latest installment of my Instructions for Life project easyinstructionsforlife:

How to Apologize to the Whales for Everything.
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

The latest installment of my Instructions for Life project easyinstructionsforlife:

How to Apologize to the Whales for Everything.
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

The latest installment of my Instructions for Life project

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How to Apologize to the Whales for Everything.

Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

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How to Explain a Brunch Line to a Child in a Refugee Camp. By EDW Lynch.

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How to Explain a Brunch Line to a Child in a Refugee Camp. By EDW Lynch.

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How to Explain a Brunch Line to a Child in a Refugee Camp. By EDW Lynch.

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How to Explain a Brunch Line to a Child in a Refugee Camp. By EDW Lynch.

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How to Explain a Brunch Line to a Child in a Refugee Camp. By EDW Lynch.

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How To Stop All the Bad News
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

A new project by me, EDW Lynch. easyinstructionsforlife:

How To Stop All the Bad News
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

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How To Stop All the Bad News
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

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How To Stop All the Bad News
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

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How To Stop All the Bad News
Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

A new project by me, EDW Lynch.

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How To Stop All the Bad News

Instructions for Life (Now with Pictures) by EDW Lynch

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afarewelltoleggings:

A grenadier of the 10th Alpine “Joy Division” in action during the Summer Dating Offensive, Oakland, 2014. Joy Division grenadiers were selected for their strong throwing arms and their commanding knowledge of punk and post-punk music. A typical grenadier could throw a stick grenade 25 yards or more — far enough that no R.E.F. soldier could ever get close enough to ask her out for coffee sometime.

The latest from my humor writing+illustration project A Farewell to Leggings.

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The Piedmont Line was a Femme Pact defensive position built in 2014-2015 along the ridge due west of Broadway Boulevard in the borderlands between Oakland and Piedmont. Consisting of a series of interconnected bunkers, hardened gun positions, and pilates studios, the Piedmont Line would prove an insurmountable obstacle to the Romantic Expeditionary Force (R. E. F.)  during the ill-fated Summer Dating Offensive of 2014.

The latest from my project A Farewell to Leggings. afarewelltoleggings:

The Piedmont Line was a Femme Pact defensive position built in 2014-2015 along the ridge due west of Broadway Boulevard in the borderlands between Oakland and Piedmont. Consisting of a series of interconnected bunkers, hardened gun positions, and pilates studios, the Piedmont Line would prove an insurmountable obstacle to the Romantic Expeditionary Force (R. E. F.)  during the ill-fated Summer Dating Offensive of 2014.

The latest from my project A Farewell to Leggings.

afarewelltoleggings:

The Piedmont Line was a Femme Pact defensive position built in 2014-2015 along the ridge due west of Broadway Boulevard in the borderlands between Oakland and Piedmont. Consisting of a series of interconnected bunkers, hardened gun positions, and pilates studios, the Piedmont Line would prove an insurmountable obstacle to the Romantic Expeditionary Force (R. E. F.)  during the ill-fated Summer Dating Offensive of 2014.

The latest from my project A Farewell to Leggings.

So begins the summer dating offensive.
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The Battle of Blue Drop Café (28 June, 2014) was the first battle in what would become known as the summer offensive of the Great Dating War (2014-2018.) Argyle Alliance forces, acting on wireless intelligence information from Oakland Command (OkC), attempted to get the phone number of Femme Pact forces manning prepared defenses at Blue Drop Café in Northern Oakland.
Most historians agree that while Argyle Alliance forces acted with notable bravery, their attack was marred by shoddy intelligence and antiquated tactics.  The battle is perhaps best known for “The Charge of La Hoodie Rouge,” an ill-fated bayonet charge by soldiers of the 20th Hooded Fusiliers, who attempted to breach defensive works at the entrance to the café in order acquire the phone number in an act of elan. However, Femme Pact forces repulsed La Hoodie Rouge through extensive use of barbed wire, an interlocking arrangement of water-cooled machine guns, and feigned indifference.
The Battle of Blue Drop Café was a grave defeat for Argyle Alliance forces and “The Charge of La Hoodie Rouge” would become synonymous with foolhardy and fruitless acts of bravery.
So begins the summer dating offensive.
afarewelltoleggings:

The Battle of Blue Drop Café (28 June, 2014) was the first battle in what would become known as the summer offensive of the Great Dating War (2014-2018.) Argyle Alliance forces, acting on wireless intelligence information from Oakland Command (OkC), attempted to get the phone number of Femme Pact forces manning prepared defenses at Blue Drop Café in Northern Oakland.
Most historians agree that while Argyle Alliance forces acted with notable bravery, their attack was marred by shoddy intelligence and antiquated tactics.  The battle is perhaps best known for “The Charge of La Hoodie Rouge,” an ill-fated bayonet charge by soldiers of the 20th Hooded Fusiliers, who attempted to breach defensive works at the entrance to the café in order acquire the phone number in an act of elan. However, Femme Pact forces repulsed La Hoodie Rouge through extensive use of barbed wire, an interlocking arrangement of water-cooled machine guns, and feigned indifference.
The Battle of Blue Drop Café was a grave defeat for Argyle Alliance forces and “The Charge of La Hoodie Rouge” would become synonymous with foolhardy and fruitless acts of bravery.
So begins the summer dating offensive.
afarewelltoleggings:

The Battle of Blue Drop Café (28 June, 2014) was the first battle in what would become known as the summer offensive of the Great Dating War (2014-2018.) Argyle Alliance forces, acting on wireless intelligence information from Oakland Command (OkC), attempted to get the phone number of Femme Pact forces manning prepared defenses at Blue Drop Café in Northern Oakland.
Most historians agree that while Argyle Alliance forces acted with notable bravery, their attack was marred by shoddy intelligence and antiquated tactics.  The battle is perhaps best known for “The Charge of La Hoodie Rouge,” an ill-fated bayonet charge by soldiers of the 20th Hooded Fusiliers, who attempted to breach defensive works at the entrance to the café in order acquire the phone number in an act of elan. However, Femme Pact forces repulsed La Hoodie Rouge through extensive use of barbed wire, an interlocking arrangement of water-cooled machine guns, and feigned indifference.
The Battle of Blue Drop Café was a grave defeat for Argyle Alliance forces and “The Charge of La Hoodie Rouge” would become synonymous with foolhardy and fruitless acts of bravery.

So begins the summer dating offensive.

afarewelltoleggings:

The Battle of Blue Drop Café (28 June, 2014) was the first battle in what would become known as the summer offensive of the Great Dating War (2014-2018.) Argyle Alliance forces, acting on wireless intelligence information from Oakland Command (OkC), attempted to get the phone number of Femme Pact forces manning prepared defenses at Blue Drop Café in Northern Oakland.

Most historians agree that while Argyle Alliance forces acted with notable bravery, their attack was marred by shoddy intelligence and antiquated tactics.  The battle is perhaps best known for “The Charge of La Hoodie Rouge,” an ill-fated bayonet charge by soldiers of the 20th Hooded Fusiliers, who attempted to breach defensive works at the entrance to the café in order acquire the phone number in an act of elan. However, Femme Pact forces repulsed La Hoodie Rouge through extensive use of barbed wire, an interlocking arrangement of water-cooled machine guns, and feigned indifference.

The Battle of Blue Drop Café was a grave defeat for Argyle Alliance forces and “The Charge of La Hoodie Rouge” would become synonymous with foolhardy and fruitless acts of bravery.

afarewelltoleggings:

Ballet Sergeant of the Interpretive Marines. With automatic pistol, American Apparel shorts and leggings, and Lewis light machine gun. Oakland Front, summer ‘14.

The Interpretive Marines. Dancers fighting on land and sea.

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A rifle yogi of the 8th Yoga Rifles with yoga mat and block, rifle, leggings, Toms. Oakland Front, summer ‘14

Refining my technique. A rifle yogi of the 8th Yoga Rifles.